Modern Warfare 2 Prestige Edition contains motherfucking Night Vision Goggles

14 Jul

Why can’t we see in the dark? The human body can do amazing things – it can even heal itself to a certain extent – and yet a glaring oversight has been made in that when night falls, my vision doesn’t even go a little green. What gives?

Fortunately, Infinity Ward – brainy developers of Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare and the upcoming Modern Warfare 2, have found a solution, and have included a set of functioning night vision goggles with the premium edition of the new game.

That’s right, now you too can walk around a darkened room with the lights turned off without hitting anything, or rescue hostages. All you have to do is, come November, purchase the “most limited” edition of MW2 – the Prestige Edition, or as I shall now call it, the Super Expensive Badass Amazing Edition With Goddamn Night Vision Goggles, Yeah! Edition. Skip to the 3 minute mark to see for yourself:

I don’t know how much a set of NVG’s actually cost but I’m guessing they’ll push the price of the Super Expensive Badass Amazing Edition With Goddamn Night Vision Goggles, Yeah! Edition up tremendously. Still, it beats the still-twitching crap out of the regular T-shirt/action figure goods you normally get if you splash out of collector’s editions.

Besides the green-o-vision cyclops headset, you also get a moulded head of one of the game’s characters, which you can put in your house or workplace (good luck explaining it to your boss, mind) to conviniently hold your new goggles whilst you have little need for them. So, most of the time then.

It’s a shame I’ve already pre-ordered my bog-standard copy of the game before the Super Expensive Badass Amazing Edition With Goddamn Night Vision Goggles, Yeah! Edition was announced, because the whole package looks awesome. After all, who wouldn’t want the grey, maddened eyes of a mohawked SAS captain’s sculpted head ceaselessly staring into your soul as you lay trying to sleep?

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